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If hotdogs come in packages of 10, why do hotdog buns come in packages of 8?

Why do you drive on the parkway, but park on the driveway?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If you dig a hole in the south pole, are you digging up or down?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why are softballs hard?

In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do they put Braille dots on the drive-up ATM's?

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

If someone says "a penny for your thoughts," and you "put your two cents in," what happens to that other penny?